Look. Shit Happens.

Sorry, but that’s the truth. Like, there’s only room for one more on the lifeboat. There’s only one parachute. We are down to our last pint of O-negative. This hot air balloon just kind of feels too heavy....

Life isn’t fair.

Sometimes you have to make a choice.

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